aflo:

shittymoviedetails:

To make sure their accents were accurate, the child actors in the Harry Potter movies were forced to grow up in England

the cruelty these actors had to endure is immeasurable

little-bullheaded-shit:

utah-mountain-drifter:

mushroomcaphat:

Now I’m no media literacy expert, but I think the “people base their knowledge of world events off headlines” problem would probably go down significantly if you could read more than the headline and first two paragraphs of an article without hitting a paywall

cannibalchicken:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

schreibfederlaerm:

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it’s unintentionally the funniest shit I’ve seen today. why? well.

ALT

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced ‘dee’) is just a feminine article, it literally means “the”.

ALT

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn’t use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think “they want me to die how?” it keeps getting funnier.

ALT

I mean, holy shit

ALT

i will use these as reaction images until i die

Until you die how

penismage:

do-you-have-a-flag:

hirosensei:

imidori-ya:

langernameohnebedeutung:

“Wait I didn’t hear anything of Heidi Klum’s Halloween costume this year, lemme just google tha-”

you know what? nevermind.

You left out the best part, the many people that served as her living accessories.

hold up what’s up with the moon face though?

her husband is Egg

stoatteamsix:

crazy-brazilian:

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog:

DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL THE BLINDING WHITE LIGHT OF DREAD AND DESPERATE SADNESS ENCROACHING IN FROM THE EDGES OF YOUR VERY SELF?

myspiritmytrust:

UPTOWN GIRLS (2003) —dir. Boaz Yakin

olyoil:

When you put your sims to bed and it fast forwards and the stray animals you interacted with once let themselves into your house

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I’ll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

“Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster” <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science

darcyolsson:

darcyolsson:

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

cemeterything:

“you look tired” well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

cordeliaflyte:

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency